Celebrity Horoscopes

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JOSH GROBAN FEB 27

PISCES

The Fish Feb 19 Mar 20

A major crush could be pulling the wool over your eyes big time. Being the fish that you are, you’ve probably fallen for the scam hook, line and sinker until now! Once you know the real score, you’ll never believe another word this insignificant other ever says to you again.

JULIA STILES MAR 28

ARIES

The Ram Mar 21 Apr 19

Your BFF has been acting like a major DQ, and the tragically over the top hysterics ore making you feel like you’re stuck in some really bizarre soap opera. You’ve already loaned out a sympathetic shoulder for crying on, but is all that moisture really from fake tears?

RACHEL BOSTON MAY 9

TAURUS

The Bull

Apr 20 May 20

There’s nothing wrong with being a neat freak, but what you call “organizing” others might call “hiding things!” It’s def okay to stow stuff in its proper place. Just be sure to tell others where you put everything before they go around tearing the house up trying to find it!

OLIVER JAMES JUN 1

imagesGEMINI

The Twins May 21 Jun 20

Something you do in class will impress the hottie you’ve been eyeing. You knew your plan would work all along. Don’t be shy when you do get asked out on a date. In fact, be ready to suggest the place, date and time so you don’t get all tongue twisted!

BRENDA SONG SEP 24

LIBRA

The Scales Sep 23 Oct 22

It’s time to take control of a project that’s going nowhere. The big question is: How? You have a distinct vision for what really needs to be done. Unfortunately, you’re not the one who’s in charge here. Instead of blurting out “I told you so,” aim for a subtler approach.

Jun 21 Jul 22

You love getting home as quickly as possible, so you almost always take the shortest route to get there. Why not join a pal and take the long way home just once this month? You’ll be happy you did, because the new path will introduce your eyes to something you never even knew existed.

SCORPIO

The Scorpion Oct 23 Nov 21

Still looking for love this Valentine’s Day? Let your guard down so Cupid can aim ot a willing target. Make friends and family aware of your secret desires. Someone’s just gotta step up to the plate ond help set you up with the one you have your heart set on.

TARA REID NOV 8

BRITTANY HARGEST AUG 2

LEO

The Lion 23 Aug 22

It hasn’t been easy communicating with a friend recently (especially if it’s your BFF). Consider what you want to say before you actually say it. Otherwise, your words may fall on deaf ears. Tone down the funny sarcasm, turn up the sincere factor and make sure you’re heard loud and clear.

JOJO DEC 20

SAGITTARIUS

The Archer Nov 22 Dec 21

Some wise guy once said, “A promise spoken isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.” Well, that’s not true for everybody, but you’d be doing yourself a favor by getting something in writing even by e mail before you invest any more valuable time in a major undertaking.

CAMERON DIAZ AUG 30

VIRGO

The Virgin Aug 23 Sep 22

It’s hard to imagine how someone as smart as you could feel the total opposite about something (or someone?) you despise immensely. Don’t let differences of opinion divide your friendship. Instead, focus on the things you do share in common. Remember, you’re both clever, so you’ll come up with plenty.

MACKENZIE ROSMAN DEC 28

CAPRICORN

The Goat

Dec 22 Jan 19

Okay, so someone said something that totally hit you the wrong way. Worst of all, it was probably your BFF! That def wasn’t cool, but don’t let this one blunder ruin your longtime companionship for good. Everybody makes mistakes. Don’t make another one by refusing to learn how to forgive.

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