For smoky eyes – the latest catwalk trend, as worn by Kylie – try a shimmer shadow, like Estee Lauder Pure Color Eyeshadow in Silver Ball, £13.50 – a softer option for summer than darker shades (like grey and black).
Brush the colour over the entire lid, fanning it up towards the browbone. Then, dab a little colour on the inner corners of the eyes.
Use pencil eyeliner, like Clinique Quick Eyes in Black, £11, to run a line on the lower and upper lids.
Finish with lashings of mascara.
I had to get six men in the bar to piss on my jeans, and to return to him remembering who all six of them were. What’s more, I was to do this without creating a scene. I had already collected the piss of three men (in part one of this story) when I looked around a bit. The number of people looking back at me from every side worried me. Maybe I had already attracted too much attention to my errand. In any case, it seemed safer to move to the other room. It was no more a black room in the sex sense than any other part of the Detour.