WHEN DIDYOU FIRST FALL IN LOVE?
When I was 16, with Laura.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN?
Yes, many times. Although not recently.
HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE OU BEEN IN LOVE?
Being a typical love-struck Libran, many, many times.
WHAT’S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU’VE EVER DONE FORA GIRL?
Seriously, think of the time and money you spend on your hair, your diet and your clothes – so, why the double standard? I think the real reason you’re upset is you resent the fact he’s doing it for himself, not you. Of course, if he’s getting £60 manicures or considering surgery to enhance his girth, then it’s cause for concern. Otherwise you should be proud you have a man who actually cares what he looks like and give him a gentle nudge away from the Mr Gay UK look towards Mr Prada. Remember, there are a million slobs in PJs out there -and you don’t want one of them.
When I was 17,1 spent my last £20 on this tacky necklace. I gave it to the girl, along with a four-verse poem. Suffice to say, she hated it. She was the same girl I dedicated a song to when my band at the time played a gig in town. Unfortunately, we were rubbish, and so was the song!
I don’t think she was impressed by any of my love offerings.
Loads. I have this habit of going out with really insecure, possessive girls. C’mon, all you intelligent, chilled, charismatic ladies in the land – where are you hiding?